There are some who call me Tim... I personally call them morons because my name is not Tim, nor am I an enchanter.  My name, if you care, is Eric.  Eric Guess.  Eric Woodall Guess.  I have no other names..Though if you call me Sex Machine, I'll laugh silly.

As for the non-real world that is commonly referred to as the internet, I go by Thedfh or Second Talon.  I also have E-mail addys of those names.  [email protected] and [email protected]
That's just the way it is..

Oh, interesting fact... I'm a minister.. No, seriously.. check this place out.. The ULC

Me!  No, I'm not kidding.. Stop making fun of my green skin

Sigh* here.. a real ugly picture of myself.. Happy?

*Groan*  Here's a really shoddy one with short hair.. blah..

And, for more information about myself...

Here's one of those annoying chain letter thingamagiggers...
 

Here is my AD&D listing
 
 
 

I was a child and she was a child in a kingdom by the sea, but we loved with a love that was more than a love, I and a goat named Randy