FULL NAME: Eric Woodall Guess
NICKNAME: Second Talon, DFH, Maxx,
Satan, That evil kid who's gonna kill us all, prolly in our sleep, Sex-slave,
THE
Pixie Stick Boy, Evil
DOB: 11/14/79.. making me the Scorpio...
I am poisonous
BIRTHPLACE: BFE, the Abyss, otherwise
known as Princeton KY
HOMETOWN: Again, BFE..sometimes called
Princeton
'RENTS: I presume Parentals..and that
would be my parents, Mom, living, and Dad, deceased
SIBLINGS: 1 Elder brother by the moniker
of Greg
STRAIGHT, GAY OR BI?: Bi, as is
Everyone, to some degree.. Some more than others
WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE: Though I fail to see
why it applies at all...basically not that trim (Ok, so I'm closing in
on a half-ton..so?), hair that changes colour almost monthly, and
glasses when I don't feel like putting my freaking contacts in...
FAVOURITE MOVIE(S): The Star Wars, The
Graduate, Evil Dead 1, 2 and Army of Darkness
FAVOURITE SODA: Soda..blah... I prefer
Absolut Vodka, but barring that, I'll take a coke, or pepsi, or sprite,
or 7-up, or mellow yellow, or Jolt, or faygo, or chocolate milk, or water,
or the Clearly Canadian stuff, or coffee, or whatever..
FUTURE JOB: Your beloved Emperor, or barring
that, one of those guys with those "The End is Nigh!" signs...(Where did
those guys go anyway?)
BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND: Actually, um.. like,
yeah and shit... wierd, no?
BEST FRIENDS: I refuse to like people
BEST QUALITY ABOUT YOURSELF: Urm..I
have a tongue ring...?
HOBBIES: Screwing around on the
computer when I'm bored...going to Paduca way to bloody much..drinking
coffees...playing AD&D, which we usually do on friday nights in my
dungeo..erm, basement.. so stereotypical
BAD HABITS: I bite me fingernails!!
But then I stopped.. then I started again.. Then I stopped again.. the
I started.. eech..
THINGS YOU COLLECT: Wicked looking toys
and other cool shit..little dragons..(Not the pansy ones holding gems and
looking at ya with those damn puppy dog eyes..the ones that look like if
they were alive, they'd rip yer throat out if you looked at them funny)
RECENT JOB: Jobless slob..
PERSONAL PHONE LINE?: No..god do I need
one for the bloody computer..
POOL OR HOT TUB?: Neither..and if yer
asking where I'd rather be, then it's the bluffs or by a creek
FAVOURITE BODY PART OF OPP. SEX: And same,
I presume..anyways, it's the personality all the way....no, really, it
is
ANY TATTOOS AND WHERE OF WHAT?: Nope
PIERCINGS AND WHERE: Tongue, just a lil'
barbell..
WHAT DO YOU SLEEP IN?: A tongue
ring
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF CHAIN LETTERS?: I
feel like WinNuking every person that sends me them...
BEST ADVICE: "Stop overpopulation in your
lifetime..Kill yourself" --Luke Mansfield
WORDS AND PHRASES YOU OVERUSE: Anyways,
Bloody, Freaking, Friggen
FAVOURITE TRIP: Either when I saw Pink
Floyd, or the second trip I took to Europe (Rome and Athens, baby..Rome
again!! Rome is the greatest! Kicks Paris's ass easy!)
DREAM CAR: Abrahms Tank
COOLEST EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE: Pink
Floyd
SCARIEST THING YOU'VE EVER DONE: Just
laying on the floor saying nothing while wierd shit was happening...
WHAT DO YOU DO IN THE SUMMER: Wait for
the cursed yellow ball of flaming plasma to leave my sight
WHERE DO YOU LOVE TO SHOP: I hate shopping..but
I guess wal-mart, merely to buy the 20$ pack o' gum...
FAVOURITE THING TO WEAR: Black T-shirt
and a flannel
FAVOURITE SCHOOL SUBJECTS: Anything Mr.
Rogers taught, Art, and AP English...I loved that class.. History classes
FAVOURITE COLOR: Purple so dark that it's
almost black
FAVOURITE MUSIC ARTIST: pinkfloydtooltheymightbegiantsdeftoneslemonheadsjane'saddictionclutch
FAVOURITE QUESTION: *Evil laugh*...
"What?"... merely for the reply...*Evil laughter again*
TOOTHPASTE: Crest
FUNNIEST PERSON YOU KNOW: Define "funny"
like funny ha ha or funny strange?
UNDERWEAR/NO UNDERWEAR?: Urm..whatever...
I like to wear it, but if you freaks don't..whatever...
FAVOURITE TV SHOW: Simpsons...O'Brian...all
other TV is evil..... Neon Genisis Evangelion, Record of Lodoss War, Slayers,
though I've only seen them via tape form.
FAVOURITE RADIO STATION: 93.9/My tape
player
FAVOURITE SONG: 4 Degrees (Tool)
The Wall part 3 (Pink Floyd) Ring of Fire (Johnny Cash) Linus (Deftones)
FAVOURITE SOAP OPERA: Bleh. I spit on
Amerikan Pig-Dog Soap Opera! *Spit*
FAVOURITE THING TO BUY: Any good CDs..books...
WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A MATE?:
A mate? Well, can I have sex with her/him/it? Really now..I'd
have thought there'd be a question about what you look for in a romantic
interest...gah..if you just want to mate...well, I guess it does have to
be of the opposite sex, now, doesn't it....
FAVOURITE FOOD: Edible
LEAST FAVOURITE: Any pepper that
is hot enough to actually kill a person
THINGS YOU HATE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
I exist..
THINGS THAT GET ON YOUR NERVES: Life,
annoying Chain e-mails, Self-inflicted Idiots
FAVOURITE COLOGNE: It's all the same
FAVOURITE PERFUME: Urm..see above...
FAVOURITE BRAND OF CLOTHES: Clothes have
brands?
FAVOURITE PERSON TO FIGHT WITH: I hate
you, you little candy ass freak!!! Come on!! Let's throw down!! I'll
rip off your ugly face and put it on a platter! Let's go!!(Yeah,
another feeble attempt at humour)
FAVOURITE THING TO DO: Dream and remember;
hang out at my home when my mother is gone; be alone