Name:  Eric Guess
Climate/Frequency: Very rare (Unique)
Organization: None
Activity Cycle: Nocturnal, rarely Day
Diet: Chinese food, bloody steaks, Grain
Intelligence: He believes  25, actually 14
Treasure: 10-20 dollars(Gold coins), checkbook of flopping +1 (Bank Credit Note maker thing, unlimited funds)
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
No. Appearing: 1 (Unique)
Armor Class: 10
Movement: : 6 (25) See below
Hit Dice: 1/2 (3 hp)
THAC0: 20
No. Of Attacks: See below
Damage/Attack: See below
Special Attacks: See below
Special Defenses: See below
Magical Resistance: nil
Size: M (6'0)
Morale: 5 (20)
XP Value: 500

Eric is a standard male with long hair and a really shoddy goatee.  He looks harmless enough.  When leaving a car, he moves into "Hyperwalking mode"  Of course. he cannot call upon this at will.

Combat:
The Eric Guess has no known physical attacks or defenses.  When confronted, Eric tends to break into some long story with no point whatsoever that bores everyone in a 20' radius to tears, then renders them unconscious.  Eric then flees.

Habitat/Society:
Usually found with the Luke Mansfield, David Ezell, or Jason "Freakish" Still.  He is either with one, two, or all of them, odd, since he prefers to be alone.  Sometimes they travel with others as well.  They all four exist in a semi-communist fashion, sharing moneys and possessions semi-freely.  They often all travel in a light brown motorized carriage that has been through a hailstorm, called "The Golfball".

Ecology:
Eric is rarely seen in the day, unless he has class.  Usually, he is seen only at night  The bright yellow flaming orb of plasma in the sky renders his sight nearly useless.. or at least he thinks.  He also loathes to have persons enter his abode, commonly referred to as "his room".  This is not really due to any large amounts of trash, clutter, pornography, etc etc.  This is mostly because the Eric does not like the one room that is his invaded by any living beings.  Inanimate objects are freely welcome.  The 20 morale comes from when living creatures try to invade his room, as he wishes to defend it's sanctity with his life, if necessary.