Here are my freaky Conspiracy theories..
We usually come up with them in conversations and whatnot
We being Myself and Luke, and whoever else might be there at the time....
So, here they are
 
 

Kurt Colbain is Masta P
There is No Gold in Ft. Knox!!
The Secret Hidden Messages of Nine Inch Nails
U2, the never ending band
The Real Truth of Iowa and Idaho
The Mighty Aussie Ugg Boot

Cage and Aquarium- They Might Be Giants

Somebody's reading your mind
Damned if you know who it is
they're digging through all of your files
Stealing back your best ideas
You cover your windows with lead
Even keeping the pets outside
Then you hear a moment too late this sound coming over the phone
"This is the spawning of the cage and aquarium
Don't wait a moment too soon
Used to be different, now you're the same
Yawn as your plane goes down in flames
This is the spawning of the cage and aquarium
Don't wait a moment too soon
Used to be different, now you're the same
Yawn as your plane goes down in flames"