Advanced Dungeons and Dragons...a.k.a. The Game of SATAN!!!!!!
I mean, if you look at the history of the game, All mass murderers played it!  I'm not kidding!
The game, Dungeons and Dragons, was invented by Cain.  He and his offspring played it for years and years, until a man named Attila, of the Huns, learned of it.  He took the game and played for days on end.  Caesar and Brutus both played together, which, after Caesar caused a Red Dragon to kill Brutus's prized Elven Mage, caused a dreadful situation.  Many centuries later, a man in Germany named Adolph took the game to a new level, creating ADVANCED Dungeons and Dragons.  This has been the standard for many years now.

I think I should note now that I made all that garbage up..D&D was created in the mid-seveties, I think.  I know it was no earlier than 1965.  Regardless, the game has nothing to do with Satan, evil, Dragons, dice rolling, and character sheets.  These are all ugly rumours created by players hell-bent on keeping everyone away from the basement.   But I am getting off the topic....and I also don't really care to type any more...
Bah!

Altered rules I sometimes use
Books I own
Boneheaded Blunders

Yeah, AD&D listings are down until I, you know, actually finish them and stuff