Well, I bought a playstation from someone, and he had a few games for it, one being Tomb Raider...
Well, the game sucks..Bad
Control...Sucks
View...Sucks
Polygons...Too damn big in her chest, I mean, what the hell!  How many time's she have them enlarged?

So, what's the point of playing?  I played a bit, and set it down, almost forgetting it in the flashes, squeals, and explosions of Twisted Metal, One and Two....

Then, I learned of the "Swan Dive" maneuver...
a.k.a., make Laura jump, and at the same time hold the R1 button...Perfect Swan Dive!
So, I took Laura to the top of a very high tower...And Leapt into the air...
Her arms outstretched....
What Style!
What Grace!
What....*CCRRAAACK!!!*
Awww..poor baby...Fall down, break her neck....
*Pan to me, the player*
Me: BWAH HAHAH AHAHAHH AHAHAHAH AHAH AAHHAHAA AHAHA AHAHHHAHAH AHHAHAH AHAH AHAH AHAHHA AHHA HAHA  AHH AHA HA HA HA HA HA HH AHAHAH A AHA H AH AHA A HAH AH H AH A AH(well, you get the point)
And of course, I obviously have some sort of mental disorder or emotional problem to *snicker* find this sort of *chuckle* thing humorous *hysterical laughter*   But, of course, about the 500th time you do that, you tend to want to rip the cd out and smash it in to tiny tiny bits.. I haven't yet.. Don't know why, I just haven't...  5 dollars for Tomb Raider.. any takers?

Anyway, later, I acquired Twisted Metal Three... very nice, very swish, very boom...
I also have Crash Bandicoot 2.. which is amusing in low doses... Soviet Strike, which is good when I want to blow Moscow up, Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain.. a fun vampire game for slitting throats and drinking blood...Armoured Core.. Big Robot game.. need I say more about it?  And now, Lunar, Silver Star Complete.. very very nice RPG game.. Very nice.