So, what's the point of playing? I played a bit, and set it down, almost forgetting it in the flashes, squeals, and explosions of Twisted Metal, One and Two....
Then, I learned of the "Swan Dive" maneuver...
a.k.a., make Laura jump, and at the same time hold the R1 button...Perfect
Swan Dive!
So, I took Laura to the top of a very high tower...And Leapt into the
air...
Her arms outstretched....
What Style!
What Grace!
What....*CCRRAAACK!!!*
Awww..poor baby...Fall down, break her neck....
*Pan to me, the player*
Me: BWAH HAHAH AHAHAHH AHAHAHAH AHAH AAHHAHAA AHAHA AHAHHHAHAH AHHAHAH
AHAH AHAH AHAHHA AHHA HAHA AHH AHA HA HA HA HA HA HH AHAHAH A AHA
H AH AHA A HAH AH H AH A AH(well, you get the point)
And of course, I obviously have some sort of mental disorder or emotional
problem to *snicker* find this sort of *chuckle* thing humorous *hysterical
laughter* But, of course, about the 500th time you do that,
you tend to want to rip the cd out and smash it in to tiny tiny bits..
I haven't yet.. Don't know why, I just haven't... 5 dollars for Tomb
Raider.. any takers?
Anyway, later, I acquired Twisted Metal Three... very nice, very swish,
very boom...
I also have Crash Bandicoot 2.. which is amusing in low doses... Soviet
Strike, which is good when I want to blow Moscow up, Blood Omen: Legacy
of Kain.. a fun vampire game for slitting throats and drinking blood...Armoured
Core.. Big Robot game.. need I say more about it? And now, Lunar,
Silver Star Complete.. very very nice RPG game.. Very nice.