Again, in no real order...
1. Religions that force beliefs on others, or actively try to convert
masses
2. Religions where you are told what to believe, and that what you
believe is trying to be said in a passage from a holy
book is incorrect... because whoever is your "Leader"
in that religion
3. Fads
4. Most music that gains insane popularity in a short amount of time,
and is then doomed to vanish within a year... anyone
feeling sorry for Ricky Martin yet?
5. People who cannot comprehend the difference between an Atheist
and a Satan Worshiper....
6. Governments who try and promote diversity in products, then complain
about lack of "Standards" in products... Computer
operating systems come to mind...
7. Stupid Wiccan Teenyboppers
8. People who Protest/Boycott musicians/directors/artists/whatever
in a vain effort to "silence" them, or some shit
9. E-mail Forwards
10. People who claim to be against something, and then in the same
breath with advocate it..(Oh, mind control is a bad idea..
Gee, I wish there was some sort of ray
that made everyone happy all the time)
11. Satanism, for being so stupid, yet having such good points... (Satanic
Sin Number One.. Stupidity)
12. Racism!!(Damn it took me a while to remember this one).. Not to
mention, people who believe that simply because they
a are not of Caucasian
descent, it is impossible for them to be Racist...as if we "Whitey Crackers"
are the only racist folk...
13. People who engage in playing various sports, and believe them to
be superiour to all other sports.. when in fact, they are
all basically equal.. Except American
Football... no one can tell me that it is an equal sport and expect me
to keep a straight
face...
14. Mass numbers of people gathered together
15. Idiots who yell at Comics or Opening bands, telling them "you suck,
get off the stage!!" unless it's Shine..
16. People who refuse to listen to anything that doesn't get radio
play
17. People who refuse to listen to music that's not "Indie" and hate
most music merely because it's mainstream
18. People who hate bands without ever listening to them, and merely
because they're "Rap" or "Country" or whatever
19. Everything about you
20. The guy in the seventh row, fifth from the left
21. Song covers where they try to "improve" it, rather than just playing
it the way they want to
22. Computer games devoted solely to Multiplay, ignoring single player
entirely...(Quake III, anyone?)
23. People who fail to see the humor in a situation
24. When Johnny Quest thinks we're sellouts
25. Freebird, the mantra of the Moron
26. Logical progression of time, rather than just being able to live
the highlights, skipping the rest
27. Memory
28. The promise of eternal life.. who wants to live forever..?
29. The fact that life is short
30. The fact that by the time you've earned enough money and knowledge
to not have to work and survive on your own..
you're too old to really enjoy it