Take me to another place, Take me to another land.  Make me forget all that hurts me.  Let me understand your plan.
Three Kind Preppy Girls
Take me to another place, Take me to another land.  Make me forget all that hurts me.  Let me understand your plan.
A Christmas Story
Take me to another place, Take me to another land.  Make me forget all that hurts me.  Let me understand your plan.
By
Eric Guess
Age: 21
Take me to another place, Take me to another land.  Make me forget all that hurts me.  Let me understand your plan.
    One day, the car known as Ruth had a flat tire.  So, her owner, a little boy named Eric, had to take her to get it fixed.  Unfortunatly, the spare tire was flat as well, so Eric had to get a ride with his girlfriend, Jessica.  So, after telling Mr. Car-Man to come out to fix poor poor Ruth's broken tire, Eric and Jessica decided they would get something to eat.  On their way back to Eric's house, Jessica's car decided to be naughty and stop working.  Eric and Jessica were distraught.  "What will we do!" they cried.  Digging out change from their pockets, they spent the next few minutes in the cold calling everyone they could think to call, asking for a ride back to Eric's home.  No one was able to give them a ride.  When lo, what should appear, but three kind girls of preppiness, with a car-ride offered.  Eric and Jessica, after a confused moment, as who ever heard of a kind preppy girl, decided to accept their offer.  Several minutes later, Eric and Jessica stepped out of their car, thanking them for the ride to his home.  And as they drove away, straight out of sight, Eric exlaimed "The hell just happened?"
Take me to another place, Take me to another land.  Make me forget all that hurts me.  Let me understand your plan.
Take me to another place, Take me to another land.  Make me forget all that hurts me.  Let me understand your plan.
> This christmas tale is based on a very true story.  Okay, it's not based, it's a silly retelling, but the facts remain.  Miss Raven had a little car trouble, and three preppy girls offered us a ride to my home.  It was very strange, and I had to lie down afterwords... okay, so I didn't.. but I felt like it..
Very hard to understand