yep kiddies that right, i came back to give you another excellent review, this time in superman colours! wowzers! i wear red underwear over my trousers!

just kidding.

Ah, varsity blues...its goood....very good. in fact it wins my personal award, the

DOPE MOVIE OF THE MONTH AWARD!

ok, so maybe its not actually dope, but i liked it, i luvd it, i want some more of it...

scenes that made me happy:

1. james whatzis face pegging his dad in the nose with the ball
2. james pegging the mascots with the football
3. the teacher stripping
4. the guy stealing the cop car while drunk, and driving around nude

now, there was only one thing i thought they fucked up...see, this guy was sitting out on his truck about to blow his brains out, and they talked him out of it...now, thats stupid...it would have been sooo much better if he killed himself...talk about something for the players to get mad about.

oh well, it was good.