****Halloween(first appearance of Mikey Myers): rox. come on, everyone,
lots of bloodshed, cool as deaths like getting into a
car, realizing the windows are fogged up, and a second later you get
killed. Not to mention the part where Jamie pulls off
mikey's mask, but you don't get to see any of his face really. Anyway,
it rules (Cier) IMPORTANT: Note the boy that Jamie Lee
is baby sitting, named Tommy...
***Halloween II: Jamie Lee Curtis figures out Michael Myers is her brother,
and some guy blows himself up, along with mikey.
mikey kills a guy by shoving a syringe into his eye, another person
by drowning them in a 150 degree hot tub. what more could
you ask for, except maybe.... (Cier)
****Halloween IV: Ok.. this actually made me afraid for the characters...
Yeah, I have feelings sometimes.. Anyway, this is
where apparently Jamie's character had a child and then ran off and
got killed somewhere..(And if you've seen H20, then maybe
it was a set o' twins?) Anyway, her child named.. Jamie Lloyd.. is
a sweet innocent little girl who has nightmares about a man in
a white mask coming after her with a butcher knife..(Hmm..wonder who
that is..?) And, the GENIUSES at the beginning of the
movie do this... It's Oct. the 30th.. What's the last thing you do...
Transport Michael Myers somewhere! So what do they do?
Transport Michael Myers. This is the "Michael thinks!" Movie,
as he destroys the Cop station and blows up the power
transformers, thus killing all light in the town. The end of
this movie, I don't want to say anything about it, but, it scared me...
*freaks out and runs for the hills*
(Me)
***Halloween V: Mikeys back, and he's madder than hell...well, after
his niece went insane, mikey spent a year in a shack with
some old man....this is the first appearance that i can remember of
the thorn tattoo on his wrist. Micheal does some quite
intelligent killing in this one, picking people up for dates(heh heh
heh), killing off the enemy, all sorts of great country fun. and,
this features the first appearance of: THE JANGLEDY MAN! He's a scarey
man....freaked me out, but never did anything.
***1/2 Hallowen VI(This one gets multi classing: As a Halloween movie,
it gets a 3, as an X-files Episode, it gets a 4) Ok, so
Jamie Lloyd(you may remember her from the last two halloweens) is all
grown up, and pregnant. Unfortunately, she's been
living inside a cult/mental institute where they are trying to breed
a new micheal myers(see the x-files similarity yet?). And they
think her son might just be the only chance. But big bad great uncle
myers isn't to concerned with allowing his protege to live.
So, it starts off with Micheal Myers escaping, and chasing Jamie to
a bus station...so, wow, guess who reappears? thats right,
Tommy(remember the little kid from Halloween I?) He's returned, and
become a disgruntled Mulder type. So, he's the only one
who might be able to stop Micheal Myers. So, the Jangledy Man's identity
is revealed, and many other interesting things.
Also, this is the last appearance of Dr. Loomis. R.I.P.
(Cier)
**Halloween H20: Michael's back, and he's even crazier...unfortunately,
only 3 people died, and they let lil' frigging LL Cool J
live. Bad idea. oh well, it had some neato music in it, and the funniest
movie mess up i've ever seen. See, Jamie stabs mikey in
the chest, and leaves the blade there when he topples over the edge
of a balcony. Mike has a butcher knife in his hand....but
when Jamie reaches the bottom, she has a knife in one hand, mike has
one in his hand, and he still has one in his
chest...Where'd the third knife come from assholes? this gets two stars
for being from the halloween series...individually, i'd say
about one star) (Cier)
*Halloween H20 after seeing it recently: Blah blah suck suck suck...
Well, we watched the knife thing noted above, and it turns
out she had knives akimbo, so that does explain it..(In other words,
Mike had a knife, she had two) Main horrid problem with
this movie? They Changed Mikey!!! He's Different!!! His
mask looks different, and he's small... In all the others, he was
basically this Big Huge Lumbering thing about the size of Pittsburg...Well,
ok, about the size of Plano, but regardless, he was
HUGE... in this one? He's a normal sized guy... And, he actually
REFRAINED from killing a guy that the Mike from 1-6 woulda
cut without even thinking about it... He also was hanging from
the ceiling, which, while being a nice visual, Mike Myers would
NEVER have done that.. He's just have been slowly walking down the
hall...Yet always ending up ahead of them.. sorta like a
fast projectile shot from a cannon... a ball of sorts... Well,
enough of this bad reference to a bad song...and enough of talking
about this bad movie... (Me)
slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannonball....where were you when we were getting high? (cier)